yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
gallifreyanwizardof221b: justafuckingdisease: ...
maths-sucks: h0odrich: someone was just born I hope they’re hot
australiansanta: u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice
pizza: how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said